I stole these from DalekCaanII
because I'm done with all my work and they looked fun. let's go.
i) Would you rather live one life that lasts 1,000 years or live 10 lives that last 100 years each?
10 lives that last 100 years each because then I could live each one differently and experience so many more things
ii) Would you rather use eye drops made of vinegar or toilet paper made from sandpaper?
iii) Would you rather be without elbows or be without knees?
knees. I could still get around if though awkwardly. Not having elbows would blow.
iv) Would you rather experience a sharp pain in your side each time someone says your name or have a bell sound each time you are aroused?
Sharp pain. People don't say my name that much and a bell would be pretty awkward in certain situations
v) Would you rather have a large 10 inch long belly button that swayed to music or have accordions for legs?
10 in belly button. I never wear crop tops so no one would see it moving.
vi. Would you rather have to sneeze but not be able to or have something stuck in your eye for an entire year?
Not be able to sneeze. Having something in your eye is unbearable.
vii. Would you rather have a dragon or be a dragon?
Have a pet dragon. Then you have the best of both worlds.
viii) Would you rather secretly have sex with a goat or have everyone think you had sex with a goat even though you didn’t?
ix. Would you rather have hair nowhere on your body or be very hairy all over and not be able to shave?
first one hands down. I already practically live the hairy life (except I do get to shave) and it's not fun.
x. Would you rather never be able to speak again or always have to say everything that is on your mind?
Never speak again. My thoughts are weird.
xi. Would you rather be able to read or be able to read minds (but be illiterate)?
Read. I don't wanna know what other people are thinking. I already have to deal with my own thoughts, I don't wanna deal with everybody else's.
xii. Would you rather be able to speak fluently every language in the world or be the best in the world at something of your choosing?
Fluent. That's be handy af.
xiii. Would you rather be in prison for five years in solitary confinement or not ever go to prison and not ever become rich?
Second one hands down. Solitary confinement for five years would be rough.
xiv. Would you rather wear a snow suit in the desert or be naked in Antarctica?
Snow suit. They didn't say if I couldn't take it off later.
xv. Would you rather change the past or be able to see into the future?
change the past. I don't wanna know what's ahead of me.
xvi. Would you rather have one sex partner or multiple sex partners?
why is this even a question?
xvii. Would you rather swallow or spit?
xviii. Would you rather be on the bottom or on top?
bottom. I don't wanna be doing all the work. xD
xix. Would you prefer to have someone watching you have sex or watch someone having sex?
oh god. um. watch someone have sex. too self conscious for the first one.
xx. Would you rather have sex in the morning or at night?
virgin over here but um night. I'm not a morning person.
xxi. Would you rather bring another person in bed with us or cheat on me?
threesome it is.
xxii. Would you rather have sex with the lights off or with the lights on?
off. it's more ~romantic~ that way.
xxiii. Would you rather receive oral sex or give it?
um neither? not about that life.
xxiv. Would you rather have romantic sex or try out some new kinky sex ideas?
por que no los dos?
xxv. Would you rather end a first date with sex or with a passionate kiss?
passionate kiss. We ain't jumping to fourth base.
xxvi. Would you rather wear a pushup bra all day long, every day or stiletto heels all day long, every day?
push up bra. how is this even a question. Stilettos are feet killers.
xxvii. Would you rather be told to stop being so sensitive every day or be asked if you are PMSing every day?
PMSing. But I'd probably end up punching somebody in the face either way.
xxviii. Would you rather get a rash from a poor bikini wax job or have an entire eyebrow accidentally waxed off?
rash. I'd look hella weird with one eyebrow.
xxix. Would you rather go through a whole day with a very visible panty line or with lipstick on your teeth?
visible panty line. who cares about that anyway?
xxx. Would you rather have your gynecologist use a speculum that is too large or a speculum that is cold?
cold. It /technically/ wouldn't be painful.
xxxi. Would you rather go through a whole day with your bra’s underwire poking you or have a very bad hair day?
very bad hair day. underwire poking you in the boob is painful shit.
xxxii. Would you rather be able to choose your bridesmaid dress or never have to be a bridesmaid again?
uh this is obvious. first one.
xxxiii. Would you never have painful cramps again or never have to shave again?
never shave again. pop some ibuprofen and you're good.
xxxiv. Would you rather be treated like a human being or be catcalled?
i refuse to answer this idiotic question.
xxxv. Would you rather get your period on a date or at the beach?
date. I've had it at the beach and it SUCKED.
xxxvi. Would you rather email an embarrassing email to your entire company or eat an entire stick of butter?
xxxvii. Would you rather never laugh again or never use your smartphone again?
smartphone. laughing makes you live longer.
xxxviii. Would you rather lose $1000 or lose all of your phone contacts?
all my phone contacts. they be backed up on my computer. :3
xxxix. Would you rather be stung by a jellyfish or give up Facebook for a week?
FB. Jellyfish are deadly and it didn't specify that in the question.
xl. Would you rather eat the same meal for the rest of your life or never use Instagram again?
never use instagram again. I don't even have one.
xli. Would you rather give up alcohol for a year or give up your smartphone for a month?
alcohol. don't drink so....
xlii. Would you rather never have coffee again or live without TV forever?
I'd be fine either way but let's go coffee.
xliii. Would you rather feel like you were hung over for a week or not use email for a week?
email. I wouldn't have to worry about spam for a week.
xliv. Would you rather win a trip to Hawaii or win a free laptop?
xlv. Would you rather give up shopping for six months or give up emoji for six months?
emojis. they be fun but not worth shopping.
xlvi. Would you rather have cookies or have French fries?
french fries tbh. sorry chell. I'm a spud girl.
xlvii. Would you rather be good at sports or get good grades?
already good at grades so let's keep it that way.
xlviii. Would you rather help clean up after dinner or help set the table before dinner?
set the table. I hate cleaning dishes.
xlix. Would you rather get up early or stay up late?
you're talking to internet people. stay up late.
l. Would you rather be super fast or super strong?
fast. I could run places w/o breaking a sweat.
li. Would you rather be invisible or have the ability to fly?
invisible. it'd be so convenient and I wouldn't be flagged by the FAA.
lii. Would you rather be the smartest kid in school or the most popular kid in school?
smart. who wants popularity these days>
liii. Would you rather eat your boogers or lick your shoe?
shoe. they practically brand new.
liv. Would you rather have bad breath or smelly feet?
smelly feet. I mean really neither but I mean at least you could cover feet with socks.
lv. Would you rather be a police officer or be a firefighter?
I would say police officer but in this day and age...
whew. that was fun and now you probably know more than you care to know about me. :3